Now this is funny!!!!Thursday, December 27, 2007
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Saturday, February 17, 2007
Another adventure
Another Adventure of Nellie Bellie Baby D. “Where’s my mark?”
I’m feeling a little confused these days. I know I’m not even a year old, but my birthday is around the corner. May 22, 2007. I’m going to P.a.a.a.a.rty like it’s my birthday. Anyway I still haven’t found my mark. By that I mean, well I’m sure I will have to explain it to you. My humans have marked what they call “the bathroom”, the bird has marked his cage, the cats picked a stupid box of all things. They think they are so cool marking a box. Hahaha! They are so retarded. And that poodle thing has marked outside. So I’ve been trying to find a place to mark. To call “my spot.” But I’m having difficulty in doing this. I’ve tried the outside thing, but there are other dogs that go there to. The neighbor humans have 2 wimpy dogs, not at all my size. They call themselves Labrador’s. So small and don’t think well at all. Bark, bark, bark. Oh yeah, doesn’t scare me. You should see what they do when I bark at them with my overwhelming stance. I told you when I bark everyone listens. I am the Queen! Anyway back to trying to make my mark. I’ve tried different spots in my mansion to, but my humans just go and pick it up or they take a large machine that sucks it up and they cover it up with some stinky stuff I don’t like. They call it Aroma. They are out of their minds if they think I like it. Makes me not even want to attempt my mark, but I take a deep breath before I go in and hurry and do my thing. They went as far as removing the soft stuff off some of the floors of my mansion to hard flooring. Do you know how uncomfortable and impossible it is to keep my mark on floors like that? About impossible! How is my smell going to stay there so no one else uses that spot? So I feel as though I’m at a loss. Kind of depressing. With me being Queen don’t I get first dibs? No matter how old anyone else is? Can’t I just boot them out of their spot? Of course everyone thinks that Queens don’t have feelings, but I do. I’m running out of spots and don’t know how much time I have left to find one. I can’t just ask another canine. How stupid would I look. I’m supposed to know everything. I’ve been born without this part of knowledge. Is there something wrong with me? Am I ever going to get my mark right?
P.S. Dear Diary, I’m tired now so tomorrow we will hopefully decide where my mark is.
Author: Nellie Bellie Baby D.
I’m feeling a little confused these days. I know I’m not even a year old, but my birthday is around the corner. May 22, 2007. I’m going to P.a.a.a.a.rty like it’s my birthday. Anyway I still haven’t found my mark. By that I mean, well I’m sure I will have to explain it to you. My humans have marked what they call “the bathroom”, the bird has marked his cage, the cats picked a stupid box of all things. They think they are so cool marking a box. Hahaha! They are so retarded. And that poodle thing has marked outside. So I’ve been trying to find a place to mark. To call “my spot.” But I’m having difficulty in doing this. I’ve tried the outside thing, but there are other dogs that go there to. The neighbor humans have 2 wimpy dogs, not at all my size. They call themselves Labrador’s. So small and don’t think well at all. Bark, bark, bark. Oh yeah, doesn’t scare me. You should see what they do when I bark at them with my overwhelming stance. I told you when I bark everyone listens. I am the Queen! Anyway back to trying to make my mark. I’ve tried different spots in my mansion to, but my humans just go and pick it up or they take a large machine that sucks it up and they cover it up with some stinky stuff I don’t like. They call it Aroma. They are out of their minds if they think I like it. Makes me not even want to attempt my mark, but I take a deep breath before I go in and hurry and do my thing. They went as far as removing the soft stuff off some of the floors of my mansion to hard flooring. Do you know how uncomfortable and impossible it is to keep my mark on floors like that? About impossible! How is my smell going to stay there so no one else uses that spot? So I feel as though I’m at a loss. Kind of depressing. With me being Queen don’t I get first dibs? No matter how old anyone else is? Can’t I just boot them out of their spot? Of course everyone thinks that Queens don’t have feelings, but I do. I’m running out of spots and don’t know how much time I have left to find one. I can’t just ask another canine. How stupid would I look. I’m supposed to know everything. I’ve been born without this part of knowledge. Is there something wrong with me? Am I ever going to get my mark right?
P.S. Dear Diary, I’m tired now so tomorrow we will hopefully decide where my mark is.
Author: Nellie Bellie Baby D.
Friday, February 9, 2007
Nellie dog or lion
Hi, my name is Nellie. Cute I know, but I’m ferocious! I own five humans. I know it’s a lot to take care of but I’m also in charge of our Wild Kingdom in my house. I’ve trained a dog (some kind of white poodle), 3 retarded cats, and a bird. Thank God the Bird lives in a cage. That’s where I prefer him to be anyway. All he does it talk. Kind of annoying to me but he stays out of my way. My humans are always looking in something when they brush their hair or teeth and even when they get dressed. I keep wondering why they are looking at a shiny wall, they call it “the mirror”. I know all about this cause 4 of my humans are girls. They are always in front of it. If I could see in it I bet I would be right about how big I am. The leader of my humans is called “Mom”, she reads these pages to the ones they call “kids”, and I’ve seen my picture in those pages a thousand times. Let me tell you all about me. I’m the King of the Jungle. Well in my case the “Queen” I’m a girl. I hunt, I lead, and everyone bows at my feet. I’m the most famous and most honorable beast. Everyone loves me. When I bark they respond. I’ve seen myself in the movies. Very popular in my humans life. They call it “The Lion King” Yes you guessed it. I am a Lion. Now that my humans ordered the biggest mirror in my house I will now go and see just how awesome I am. How exciting, for now I can see me out of those paper things and off of TV. Here goes……………WHAT! You mean I’m that little thing in all the frames in my humans house? That little tiny dot you can hardly see? What were my humans telling their friends again? What name did they call me? Oh my goodness I remember now. I’m going to faint. I can’t breath. This can’t be! I’m a, I’m a, I’m a, I’m what you call a “Dachshund!” And MINIATURE at that! This can’t be! I’m the ruler of my world! I guard my Kingdom! I’ve trained retards for crying out loud! AGH! OK wait a minute. Just hold on. I can see myself, but yet my humans and my wild Kingdom still think I’m “Queen” Maybe this isn’t the biggest disappointment in my life. They see the lion, I see something very, very small. Cute, but small. I bet no one will ever notice. Ok I’m just going to take a deep breath and strut like normal through my mansion living room. Doing well. No one suspects anything. No one is saying anything different. People still bowing at me. I get it now. This is a joke. My humans actually pulled a fast one on me. They put that moving picture of a miniature Dachshund in the mirror as a joke. Oh, how funny was that. I’ll get even with them a pull a fast one on them. Oh those humans just crack me up. Funny they are…….Hilarious! I know what I’ll do then. Something I haven’t done in a long, long time. Where are those new shoes my male human just brought home yesterday. I’ll get him good. Who’s the joke on now buddy? Huh? Your going to chase me? I still have your shoe! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Author: Nellie Bellie Baby D.
Author: Nellie Bellie Baby D.
Watch out for fraud
The Warning signs of Online Fraud and How to avoid it
By: Donald Lee
The number may seem grim for Web-based commerce. In 2004 in the Unites States alone, computer users logged in more than 207,000 Internet fraud reports to the U.S. Internet Crime Complaint Center. If you look hard at this number, you may be astounded, and a good bit frightened, by the implication. You may ask, "Is it really safe to buy and sell at an online site?"
Put simply, the answer is: yes. The Internet is an incredibly powerful tool for business, so you can't pass it over just because of a few crooks and conmen-even if they do seem like they're behind every pop-up window and banner ad. The truth is that you can create opportunity and make more money online than you could lose in fraud.
Better yet, you could lose absolutely nothing if you know the warning signs of fraud and the tricks to avoid danger during your Web-based business dealings.
Whether you're looking to buy or sell goods online, the first-and the best-way to fight fraud is prevention. There are certain warning signs to watch for, which should set off a chorus of alarms and flashing red lights in your head. Don't do business with this person! For buyers, these potential warning signs can be when a seller:
asks you to pay through non-traceable avenues, such as Western Union or MoneyGram, or a third party, or via an overseas address. You should ask yourself-and the seller-why he or she won't accept payment options that are traceable and convenient for you.
posts an image on his auction or classified ad that's obviously from an outside source. Sometimes these images may not even match the type of item, let alone the brand, that the ad features.
sells a typically expensive item at cut-rate prices, which is a good indicator that it could be counterfeit.
refuses to provide tracking numbers when you purchase an item. Tracking numbers are another way to trace a valid transaction.
offers only excuses, instead of help, when your purchased item doesn't arrive at your doorstep.
If you're a seller, you ought to be wary of signs of a suspicious buyer, such as when a buyer:
asks to pay only some of the fee, offering to the pay the rest sometime in the future. This is the old excuse from Popeye's friend Wimpy, who always could be heard saying, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." Wimpy never paid Tuesday.
sends you a cashier's check for more money than the agreed price "by mistake." In this scam, the buyer then asks you to repay him the difference by personal check, wire transfer, or money order-before you find out that the cashier's check didn't clear. Believe it or not, this scheme works because cashier's checks can be cashed before they bounce.
sends you a cashier's check for the correct amount of money but then demands a refund, requesting that you repay with your own money. See the scheme above for how this trick works.
These warning signs, of course, are only for a handful of the frauds and scams out there. Conmen are good at what they do, trying to separate you from your money. That's why it's best to always follow these golden rules of online commerce whenever buying or selling on an Internet auction or classified site.
Keep your common sense. No matter how good a deal seems, or how much clients say they want to pay, always remember the old adage: "If it sounds too good to be true... ."
Do your business locally. Try to buy and sell from your neighbors as much as possible. It's safer, more convenient, and better for your local economy. What's more, it saves you the trouble of dealing with foreign vendors and buyers. Though they may be legit, dealing with them can be complicated because of different legal systems and customs, which can make any conflict difficult.
Seal the deal with plastic. Paying for items with credit cards, and allowing your customers to charge for purchases, is a great all-around business decision. Under U.S. law, all plastic purchases are protected from fraud and allowed to be disputed in case of problems.
Meet at the middle man. Intermediary services are virtual middle men that protect both buyers and sellers from cyber shysters. Services like Escrow act as a holding pen for both payment and sale items until both the buyer and seller are content. Only then will Escrow finish a transaction.
Purchase with PayPal. As Escrow and credit cards do, PayPal guards against fraud for both buyers and sellers. It's a secure and reliable way to transfer money over the Internet. No wonder PayPal is the most popular online money transfer service.
As you can see, the odds are actually in your favor when it comes to doing business on online classified or auction sites. The resource of the internet is far too valuable than to be taken away by a few crooks and conmen. It simply comes down to being smart, sensible, and observant whenever buying or selling on the Web. Then again, that's what all good business is about, whether you're doing it in a mall or on the information superhighway.
Author Bio
Donald Lee is the public relations manager for Buysellcommunity.com. Buysellcommunity provides free classified listing services for individuals and businesses to market their products and services online. For global and localized classifieds, please visit
http://www.buysellcommunity.com
Free Buy & Sell Classifieds
Article Source: http://www.ArticleGeek.com - Free Website Content
Team National mlm was presented to me recently and here is what the basic overview is.
Team national is a company that claims to save you money in the thousands over a course of time. They constantly claim to be affiliated with home depot, wal-mart and many other big name companies. This is the big sell. The other end of it is the resale of the "savings plan" which will cost $2100.00 to enter. Minus all the mlm sales hype and whatnot, that is all it is, a two thousand dollar coupon book that you can resale to others.
I felt pressured during the presentation and after saying I was'nt sure about it I was made to feel like I was an idiot for not wanting to save money. Regardless, I left with a bad taste in my mouth and set out to do research.
What I found as far as the savings plan, there are about 80 affiliates that range from 5 percent discounts at the disney store to 10 percent at restaraunts.com. Plus all these discounts are not exclusive to team national and can only be accessed through your own personal Team national website. My opinion is this is only a sham website with affiliate links from varios web programs that is free to all.
I can go to Commission Junction cj.com and get hundreds of affiliates to get discounts.
Scam.com has a very good thread on this company and I refer you to them for some very goodback and forth on this subject.
As far as resale of the "product" I believe it is unethical to make a profit off of public knowledge, its like me selling directions to the nearest hospital or charging for a 911 call.
I will not respond to comments here.
for a small list of savings ive compiled from 10 minutes on the web go here, i will update it soon but if you want good real savings go to cj.com and just sign up as an affiliate.
By: Donald Lee
The number may seem grim for Web-based commerce. In 2004 in the Unites States alone, computer users logged in more than 207,000 Internet fraud reports to the U.S. Internet Crime Complaint Center. If you look hard at this number, you may be astounded, and a good bit frightened, by the implication. You may ask, "Is it really safe to buy and sell at an online site?"
Put simply, the answer is: yes. The Internet is an incredibly powerful tool for business, so you can't pass it over just because of a few crooks and conmen-even if they do seem like they're behind every pop-up window and banner ad. The truth is that you can create opportunity and make more money online than you could lose in fraud.
Better yet, you could lose absolutely nothing if you know the warning signs of fraud and the tricks to avoid danger during your Web-based business dealings.
Whether you're looking to buy or sell goods online, the first-and the best-way to fight fraud is prevention. There are certain warning signs to watch for, which should set off a chorus of alarms and flashing red lights in your head. Don't do business with this person! For buyers, these potential warning signs can be when a seller:
asks you to pay through non-traceable avenues, such as Western Union or MoneyGram, or a third party, or via an overseas address. You should ask yourself-and the seller-why he or she won't accept payment options that are traceable and convenient for you.
posts an image on his auction or classified ad that's obviously from an outside source. Sometimes these images may not even match the type of item, let alone the brand, that the ad features.
sells a typically expensive item at cut-rate prices, which is a good indicator that it could be counterfeit.
refuses to provide tracking numbers when you purchase an item. Tracking numbers are another way to trace a valid transaction.
offers only excuses, instead of help, when your purchased item doesn't arrive at your doorstep.
If you're a seller, you ought to be wary of signs of a suspicious buyer, such as when a buyer:
asks to pay only some of the fee, offering to the pay the rest sometime in the future. This is the old excuse from Popeye's friend Wimpy, who always could be heard saying, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." Wimpy never paid Tuesday.
sends you a cashier's check for more money than the agreed price "by mistake." In this scam, the buyer then asks you to repay him the difference by personal check, wire transfer, or money order-before you find out that the cashier's check didn't clear. Believe it or not, this scheme works because cashier's checks can be cashed before they bounce.
sends you a cashier's check for the correct amount of money but then demands a refund, requesting that you repay with your own money. See the scheme above for how this trick works.
These warning signs, of course, are only for a handful of the frauds and scams out there. Conmen are good at what they do, trying to separate you from your money. That's why it's best to always follow these golden rules of online commerce whenever buying or selling on an Internet auction or classified site.
Keep your common sense. No matter how good a deal seems, or how much clients say they want to pay, always remember the old adage: "If it sounds too good to be true... ."
Do your business locally. Try to buy and sell from your neighbors as much as possible. It's safer, more convenient, and better for your local economy. What's more, it saves you the trouble of dealing with foreign vendors and buyers. Though they may be legit, dealing with them can be complicated because of different legal systems and customs, which can make any conflict difficult.
Seal the deal with plastic. Paying for items with credit cards, and allowing your customers to charge for purchases, is a great all-around business decision. Under U.S. law, all plastic purchases are protected from fraud and allowed to be disputed in case of problems.
Meet at the middle man. Intermediary services are virtual middle men that protect both buyers and sellers from cyber shysters. Services like Escrow act as a holding pen for both payment and sale items until both the buyer and seller are content. Only then will Escrow finish a transaction.
Purchase with PayPal. As Escrow and credit cards do, PayPal guards against fraud for both buyers and sellers. It's a secure and reliable way to transfer money over the Internet. No wonder PayPal is the most popular online money transfer service.
As you can see, the odds are actually in your favor when it comes to doing business on online classified or auction sites. The resource of the internet is far too valuable than to be taken away by a few crooks and conmen. It simply comes down to being smart, sensible, and observant whenever buying or selling on the Web. Then again, that's what all good business is about, whether you're doing it in a mall or on the information superhighway.
Author Bio
Donald Lee is the public relations manager for Buysellcommunity.com. Buysellcommunity provides free classified listing services for individuals and businesses to market their products and services online. For global and localized classifieds, please visit
http://www.buysellcommunity.com
Free Buy & Sell Classifieds
Article Source: http://www.ArticleGeek.com - Free Website Content
Team National mlm was presented to me recently and here is what the basic overview is.
Team national is a company that claims to save you money in the thousands over a course of time. They constantly claim to be affiliated with home depot, wal-mart and many other big name companies. This is the big sell. The other end of it is the resale of the "savings plan" which will cost $2100.00 to enter. Minus all the mlm sales hype and whatnot, that is all it is, a two thousand dollar coupon book that you can resale to others.
I felt pressured during the presentation and after saying I was'nt sure about it I was made to feel like I was an idiot for not wanting to save money. Regardless, I left with a bad taste in my mouth and set out to do research.
What I found as far as the savings plan, there are about 80 affiliates that range from 5 percent discounts at the disney store to 10 percent at restaraunts.com. Plus all these discounts are not exclusive to team national and can only be accessed through your own personal Team national website. My opinion is this is only a sham website with affiliate links from varios web programs that is free to all.
I can go to Commission Junction cj.com and get hundreds of affiliates to get discounts.
Scam.com has a very good thread on this company and I refer you to them for some very goodback and forth on this subject.
As far as resale of the "product" I believe it is unethical to make a profit off of public knowledge, its like me selling directions to the nearest hospital or charging for a 911 call.
I will not respond to comments here.
for a small list of savings ive compiled from 10 minutes on the web go here, i will update it soon but if you want good real savings go to cj.com and just sign up as an affiliate.
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
Big chemical fire in K.C. today
A big chemical fire in K.C. today injured two and sent hundreds evacuating the area. The cause is still under investigation.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Clinton vs. Obama
| I see that the Clinton camp and the Obama camp will tear each others candidates apart before the upcoming primarys. As the republicans stay under the radar, I foresee a republican victory in '08 |
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Global warming?
| Ok its, cold as hell in Kansas City, I thought we were in the middle of global warming? On the 5th of January the enviros were at it again "Its the coldest jan. on record!!" hey dummy its the 5th. Why do the enviros pick the last hundred years to compare weather? was'nt there a hot spell in the 1600,s? The latest expedition to the antarctic because polar bears cant survive the global warming, was cancelled because there was too much ice to make a succesful expedition. |
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Mort Finkle sez
| profile all arabs, legalize marijuana, gaurd our borders, win in iraq, elect a republican, allow stem cell research, make more tacos, kill sex offenders, kill killers, unsocialize the school system. |
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